I posted this as a guest post at my sister's blog here
So we were playing around this afternoon - we got the idea from Anne-girl's post as linked above (read that post, guys, it's Hilarious with a capital H!) - and here is our result:
The Characters:
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| Marius Pontmercy - Les Miserables |
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| Anne Shirley - Anne of Green Gables |
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| Gavroche Thenardier - Les Miserables |
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| Gale Hawthorne - The Hunger Games |
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| Sonny-Bill Williams - NZ Rugby Player |
Eden Park (Rugby Grounds), Auckland, New Zealand - 2014
Sonny-Bill is tossing a rugby ball around, practising.
Gale is hiding behind a row of seats, creeping around, looking for Peacekeepers.
Gavroche strides in with a pistol.
Anne Shirley and Marius find each other at the entrance.
Anne is looking for the lake of shining waters; Marius is wondering where the barricade has gone.
Sonny-Bill (to Gale): Oi! What ya doin' up there, bro?
Gale: Are you a Peacekeeper?
S-B: Am I a what-what?
Marius (approaches): What are you doing? Where are we?
S-B: Eden Park! Wanna pass around?
Gale: Wanna what?
Gavroche plays around with his trigger-less pistol.
Anne: Have you seen the Lake of Shining Waters? I seem to have lost my way.
Marius: The Lake of What?
S-B: C'mon! (To Gale) Catch, bro!
Gale doesn't catch. Sonny Bill runs up the field. Soon he comes back.
S-B: Yeah! I got a try, man!
Gale: Well, that's okay; keep trying. What exactly are you trying to do?
Marius: You'll get there one day.
S-B: I got a try! I got the ball over the line! Try! Touch-down! Score! Get the picture?
Gale: Sort of.
The scene changes.
Paris, France - 1832
Marius: Ah! Here we are! TO THE BARRICADE!!
Gavroche: Who's there? French Revolution! Yeah! C'mon, boys!
S-B: To the what-what??
Gale (to Marius): Hey! Hey, is this a revolution?
Marius *lowers gun to look at Gale as if he is crazy*: Uh, YEAH!!!
Gale: Oh yeah!!!! At last; I've been waiting for this all my life! At last we can overthrow Snow and be free!
S-B: Dude, it's summer - and we don't get much snow here, anyways.
Anne: Have you seen-
Marius: -the Lake of Silly Waters? No!
Anne: I dropped Marilla's brooch in it - and if I don't find it, she won't let me go to the picnic!
Gale: Who cares? We're revolting here!!
Anne: Yes, you are revolting!
Marius: If you're quite finished - hurry up! We have only fifteen minutes to build the barricade!
Gale: A barricade! Ooh, yeah!! Aw, man! Furniture? That's not very stable; it should be concrete.
Marius: Just move! *begins building barricade, humming Building the Barricadesoundtrack*
S-B (To Marius): Hey, dude! What is this, World War 3 or something?
Gavroche: WORLD war?
Marius: Barricade!!!
Gale: Yeah, what he said! Oh, by the way - d'ya have any bombs or anything? We'll need a lot to destroy Snow's Peacekeepers.
Marius: Bombs?
S-B: I told you; there's no snow!
Gale: Or a machine-gun?
Gavroche: Marius! My pistol 'asn't got a trigger!
Marius: Here - take this carbine!
Gavroche: I want a big gun!
Marius *gives Gale and Gav each a large gun*: Here, use these! Get behind the barricade. Save your gunpowder.
Gale: I think I see a Peacekeeper!
S-B: A what?
Marius (To Anne): Hey, you! Stop picking daisies, and get behind the barricade! You'll get killed!
All are huddled behind the barricade. The scene shifts again.
Avonlea, Prince Edward Island - 18--
S-B: Hey, this dirt is red! Like blood!
Marius: RED! THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN! *continues singing Red and Black to himself*
Anne: The Lake!! *runs off*
Gale: What's happening? Have we won??
Marius: THE NIGHT THAT ENDS AT LAST!!
Gale: Election time!
S-B: What for? It's not til the 20th! By the way, this soil looks volcanic! Mt Eden is a dormant volcano; it's gonna BLOW!!!
Gale: You are so dumb. Dormant volcanoes don't blow! And yet, it could be a trap.
Gavroche: Volcanoes explode.
Marilla appears.
Marilla: Anne! There you are! *Anne and Marilla leave*
The scene changes again.
The Capitol, Panem - 3015 (or somewhere in the future)
Marius: Where are we now?
Gale: The Capitol! Come on!
S-B: The what??
Anne reappears: Here I am!
Marius *sighs*: I thought we got rid of you.
Anne *grins*: Nope!
Gale: A hovercraft! Shoot!!!!!
*they shoot*
Marius: Hey, what are those things?
Gale: Bombs! We gotta detonate them! *they shoot and the bombs blow* That'll blow up the Justice Building!
S-B: Okay.......
Gavroche: It's this funny thing again! *finds a rugby ball*
Anne: Shall we go for a stroll to the Dryad's Bubble, and have a picnic!
Gavroche: To the WHAT?
S-B *spots the rugby ball*: MY BALL!!!
Marius: protective about his ball, isn't he?
Gale: Hmph. Unimportant.
They look around and discover that they're back where they started.
Eden Park, Auckland, New Zealand - 2014
Gale: I'm hungry! Is that a rabbit? *races off*
Anne: The Dryad's Bubble! I can see my bosom friend Diana - she is waiting for me! She has something very important to tell me; I can tell by the way she is waving her arms around! *departs, followed by Gavroche.
Marius: The Rue Plumet! Cosette! *leaves*
Sonny-Bill shrugs, and plays around with his ball.
THE END!
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